Epic Fantasy Adventure Song
words and music by Dan Sheehan
from the album The Dan Sheehan Conspiracy

Waiting for the ice to melt under a blinding Sun
We crossed the frozen lake - the journey had begun
Noble was our mission, tall on our horses we rode
Knowing not if we'd return from the enemy's abode

Our bodies growing weary, our minds filled with fright
Not to be consoled by the noises of the night
Unable to go further, we halted for a rest
Just to get a wink of sleep before continuing our quest

But our sleep was interrupted early as the nightwatch woke us all
Somewhere in the distance we could hear the battlecall
Our enemies approaching, we prepared to meet our foes
Reaching in our quivers we began to load our bows

But just as I'm about to fire, suddently I hear
Familiar voice which beckons me - my target disappears
I stand alone in my backyard - reality's imposed
I turn around to face it - chainmail reduced to clothes
I tell my Mom I'll be right in, slingshot still in hand
But after dinner I'll be back to bring justice to the land!